christian wood

someone who is considered the best at everything; especially sports
Wow! You are such a christian wood at basketball.
by christian wood June 13, 2021
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Christian Girl Wet

A feeling of deep attraction (not necessarily sexual) to a Christian man who does Christian things (for example, take pictures with orphans, take pictures doing their Devotional, or just generally exemplary Christian things).
Did you see Sean’s picture with those orphans from Africa. Made me so Christian girl wet.
by Ayeeeeeeere March 26, 2018
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Emma Christian

What an Emma Christian
by Politecunt November 24, 2021
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The Christian Combo

“...it’s just lettuce and tomatoe
Question: “Hey Alex what do you want to eat?”
Answer: “The Christian Combo”
by Rxking91 February 09, 2018
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Toxic christianity

Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.
Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?

Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”
by ChristiansAreAnnoyingAF May 05, 2022
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Christian Death

What a load of pretentious crap. When I was a teenager I used to think this band was so fucking cool. Now I’m older and a lot more rational and it’s hard not to pick up on the cringe and pretentiousness of it all. Rozz Williams was no genius. Just a poor man’s Robert Smith.
Christian Death were lame as fuck.
by WorseThanHitler December 04, 2020
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Christian's 4-2 Rule

A debate rule which goes as follows:
At the average 6 round tournament, you should expect to lose two rounds. One of these rounds will be against a team that kicks the shit out of you, and the other will be a slip up. The four other rounds are won.
Wayzata: Christian's 4-2 Rule holds true once again at the NDF tournament
Vaskez: told you!
by ccans July 26, 2021
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