cuban missile crisis

Pretty self explanatory. When a Cuban takes a dump.

"ayo mang I think I just have me a cuban missile crisis no?"

by Lloyd Crosby May 23, 2006

Cubbie Fan

To anally rape someone with a 42-ounce nail-bat just to the point of death and then stopping. Repeat 162 times a year, 99 years in a row.

Man that bitch wasn't put'n out, so I had to give her the old Cubbie Fan.

by Pookie Shitskin December 28, 2008

Fidget cube

Like the fidget spinner but only actually retarded and artistic kids buy them.

Oh damn jimmy has a fidget cube, I feel bad for his parents

by Dreadpup May 28, 2017

game cube

GAY,stupid
if you still have this you are RETARDED!!!!!

game cube is GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

by skylord93 February 11, 2008

sugar cubes

What you use to call someone's cheeks because it resembles a sugar cube.

Wow her sugar cubes make her so cute

by Zero and One May 20, 2016

Cube

A 30 pack of beers. Usually the best buy. Don't confuse it with the bitch cube.

"John bought a cube last night and wouldn't let anyone have a beer, but after his 15th he was so fucked that I just stole a bunch."

by the product September 26, 2005

cuban crab grass

A potential slang term for marijuana, named by Steven Colbert during the Wednesday, April 29th edition of the Colbert Report.

Which of the following is a slang term for marijuana?
Pot
Wacky Tobacky
Sticky-Icky
or Cuban Crab Grass?

by SwineFluQuarantiner May 1, 2009