mary childs

the smartest, most gorgeous, kindest, funniest, and most adventurous girl you will ever meet in your life. She lights up any room she is in. Has a good heart and good intentions. Great friend.

Charlotte: OMG i heard there was only one A in the class
Claire: ya it was MC of course she is so smart
Charlotte: ugh so annoying, but you can't even hate her because she's so nice
Claire: thats Mary Childs for you, she 's perfect at everything!

Mary Childs: Perfect at everything

by meepmoopmopbitch May 6, 2018

child fucker

Any parents who fuck children into existence. Life is a curse.

You know what you did child fucker!

by credit unkown April 29, 2021

No Child Left Behind

In very, VERY simple terms: "Schools cannot hold kids back for performing poorly."

The result: Take it from a random Reddit user - "There are kids in my college with a Kindergarten reading level."

Basically, every kid will always advance to the next grade, even if they perform so badly that they should very well actually be pushed BACK a grade.

"No Child Left Behind" is why kids today are fucking retarded

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2024

child

The act of keeping cum as a pet.

Person 1: "I want to have a child."
Person 2: "You want to keep cum as a pet."

by Goose-A-Tron November 30, 2022

Child support

A bill African American males think they don't have to pay.

"Damn bro another kid u having? Ain't no child support gon get paid"

by FrIeDbRaInIaC January 26, 2024

Child Stimulus Rebate 2020

The Year President trump Gave All adults $500 each for the child they claimed on their taxes and because Some women had a plethora of Kids they sold their social security number for gain . In return the filing adult feels obligated to keep the $500 even tho it’s not their original Child and it’s caused a War among the Black Community on April 14 2020.
Definition created by Alfred Gaines Jr

So you just think you’re posed to keep my Child stimulus Rebate 2020 ?! YGMFU 🤞🏼

by Sheena G. April 14, 2020

Child

A child can exist

"But sir the child in my basement didnt get forced to officer!'

by Xx_PedofileKiller_xX November 30, 2022