The candy machine was a device used for masturbation in ancient times and was presented by a kid named Elias on youtube, he was the creator of this masturbation device that yanked your balls and tickled the groin. Elias went on to die from internal groin bleeding....
"I just bought a brand new version of The candy machine!"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
"That's fucking awesome, just remember to oil up so it doesn't rip the testies"
by jepeliusmilo December 18, 2024
Get the The candy machinemug. by Tigerwaffle June 12, 2016
Get the Candy anusmug. When you fall asleep in bed beside your wife or gf to wake up to a strange little Iike leprechaun type person with his face all tattooed up rubbing oil on you cutting your hair to make a doll out of while dipping a sucker in your shit cutter
I was asleep at Dustin's place had a dream some little want a be gangster was offering me some strange candy. You should stay away from that strange candy it will change you.
by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023
Get the Strange candymug. 
What gets your more hyper than candy? A Candy Road is a street with a bunch of turns to keep your hands active. These types of roads are what drifter live for.
by xxjoelxx October 9, 2018
Get the Candy Roadmug. by The Depressed Llama June 5, 2018
Get the Candy Dishmug. Mississippi Candy Cane is when you fuck a girl that is on her period, once your cock comes out it has blood and cum on it making it look like a candy cane.
My girlfriend was on her period and I decided to fuck her and after she got to suck on a Mississippi candy cane.
by BikerCaleb January 5, 2023
Get the Mississippi Candy Canemug.