angry jackson

The act of grabbing a man's crotch and squeezing with the intent of causing the man pain. See also angry michael

Did you see Danny Bonaduce get into a fight with that radio DJ? Danny got him on the ground, got a hold of some crotch, and gave him the angry jackson.

by SimpleFi December 25, 2019

angry jungle purse

Euphemism for a full bushed vagina

Penny's angry jungle purse is a magical place; some say it holds the secrets of the universe

by Ninjedi69 May 1, 2019

Angry Pirate

A sex move where the female is blowing the male and he cums in her eye, stands her up and kicks her in the shin, creating an effect of a eye patch and one leg.

Did you hear about Jessica, I'm pretty sure John made her an angry pirate

by Little T Big P May 8, 2019

Angry nugget

When you pin an amputee down and pour fryer oil on them making them roll after you like an angry nugget

Holy fuck i just saw that mcdonalds worker pull an angry nugget on that war veteran

by Asian nation May 17, 2019

Angry feminist

When you go to a feminist rally and proceed to ask them to make you sandwiches while whiping out your shlong

I went to that rally and pulled and angry feminist

by Asian nation May 17, 2019

Angry walrus

When you're getting head and about to cum so you shove her head down unexpectedly so that cum shoots out her nostrils making her look like a angry walrus.

I gave Gabby a angry walrus last night and she made me sleep on the couch

by Sickplumb September 18, 2019

Angry Cheetah

When sexual inter course becomes tiresome the man with often gradually increase his speed until he begins to sweat and release. This is known as the Angry Cheetah

Yo man last night things weren’t working out so I gave her the Angry Cheetah

by Wankus Dankus August 31, 2019