Jacob cook

A fat cunt who thinks they’re good at everything and has the deadest trim going.

Why have you got to be a jacob cook

by Itztherealedcaves March 16, 2019

Jacobing

When you have 100+ hours on counter-strike 2 but lack any aim, game knowledge, or position and cant easily be killed by a beginner

Man 1 “dude your jacobing right now
Man 2 “my bad”

by Aka192929 October 23, 2024

Jacob Hancock

Jacob Hancock is a person who hasn't earned hood status in Fortnite yet and does not leave his gaming chair. However, Jacob is blessed to have multiple discord kittens. And he averages one and a half tubs of g fuel every night. However, jacobs biggest weakness is a chair. Jacob Hancock is someone who gets hit by a chair.

Uhh what happened to you last night ?

Oh dont worry i Just got a Jacob Hancock

by gabrialjames155 November 30, 2023

Jacob

He is a beast can do great at everything and really good at sports

Its a good name Jacob

by Jacobpanda99 April 21, 2019

Jacob

Loves photos of himself, extremely vain, adores cats (NOT a dog person), disgusted by coffee, liable to take a job as a clown/cowboy, shares an emotional connection with Maddie Ziegler, prone to slow dancing to songs such as "Hit the Quan"

jacob couldn't hear me because he was too busy talking

by clownboy May 30, 2018

jacob ogden

A person who complains about absolutely everything in life.

I washed my hands and they got wet, I’m such a jacob Ogden

by Parallelogramshagger May 8, 2020

Jacobing

The term "Jacobing" is when someone finds a person name Jacob and starts munting them while sexualizing them with their schlong.

I'm jacobing it.

by muntlord69 June 20, 2025