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Donkey Kong Pound

When you have a buddy pull an unsuspecting victim's pants down, and then you run up to them, full speed, and slam them in the asshole with your dick, pounding the shit out of whoever it is.
Steve and I performed a Donkey Kong Pound on this one hot chick walking in the alleys late at night.
by Skrezinator March 15, 2007
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Donkey punch

While giving it to a woman from behind pull out and slide it in her ass so she goes... eeeeeeeeeeee.... then punch her in the back of her head so she goes....... awwwwwww!!!!!
I'll donkey punch you... again ;-)
by IamtherealMrBuckwild May 6, 2010
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donkey dick

What Barb Desessa and Jean Strippoli and any other bitch teacher that teaches at St. Angelas has.
Holy Fuck, Susan has a donkey dick down to her damn ankles!
by kevin April 12, 2005
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Scandanavian War Donkey

A donkey of mass destruction. The most fearsome animal in the world, next to the liger. It has body armor and rocket launchers straped to it. Dont fuck with this donkey holmes.
Kid:Mommy I want a Scandanavian War Donkey for my birthday.
Mom:Hells no son you too wak to have ones of thems. BIAAAAAAATCH
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Donkey Punch Jackpot

Before engaging in anal intercourse, a roll of coins is inserted into the vagina. Anal sex then takes place, when the male nears orgasm, he concusses the woman thus tensing her body increasing sexual gratification. After her body relaxes, the coins then fall out, JACKPOT.
"Dude, that ho was so dirty last night, she was so keen for a donkey punch jackpot"
by the manson impact May 2, 2010
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feel like donkey

When you or a person you know is feeling sub-par.
Jimmy: Man, I've been sick all week. I feel like donkey.

OR

Tom: Want to go to the party?
Dick: No--I feel like donkey.
by JDiggity May 22, 2008
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Swamp Donkey

The baddest assed Honda fourwheeler in South Florida. It eats Polaris's for breakfeast and shits out Yamaha's. Don't try the Swamp Donkey unless you wanna get showed up.
Dude I think I just saw the Swamp Donkey. That things a beast in the mud.
by HondaSwampDonkey October 13, 2010
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