by Serena Stone February 16, 2025

The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
by Juan Cena 21 September 25, 2019

Used car salesman: I see you like the 2 toned truck..
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow
Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!
Buyer: yeah, it is better than the 2 toned dump I took this morning
Used car salesman: It sounds like we are ready for the paperwork
Buyer: I do not know, hold it for me till tomorrow
Used Car salesman: hey because it’s you!
by ouououo March 9, 2021

by CR_Chicks May 6, 2022

Taking a seated crap on the toilet but with the toilet seat up.
Named after the terraces at football grounds due to the lack of seating.
Named after the terraces at football grounds due to the lack of seating.
by lunescape March 30, 2022

Greg and Chris did not want to ruin the carpet when they tag teamed Brad’s mom so they bought an extra Fat Lady Dump Jar to catch all her queef rain.
by crjoker May 7, 2022

A Memorial Dump is a dump taken in honor of someone. Usually someone will get ready to take a dump then declare either mentally or verbally "this one is for you" and proceed to drop a massive dump in their honor.
by Himbiblyscibly July 13, 2025
