Butt Pirate

Someone who pretends to be heterosexual when they are an under cover "bottom" in a male to male sexual situation.

Can you believe it? My best friend just found out her baby daddy, "Shane", is a butt pirate!! How awful!

by That Btch September 27, 2022

Hall Pirate

People who hang out in the hallway and skip class during school. It can also mean an underground network of student-criminals that skip class and hang out in the hallway with other criminal/normal Hall Pirates to engage in illegal criminal activity, such as drug trade, murder, theft, robbery, arms trafficking, human trafficking, rape, sexual assault, and most often, devious lick. These criminals usually come in gangs, which then come in sets. Some crimes committed by Hall Pirates have reached national headlines, such as incidents where they would sell severed penises they got from kidnapping male students and staff. Hall Pirates also have close ties to the mafia, Mexican cartels, and several terrorist organizations (such as ISIS, Taliban, and al Qaeda). These idiots usually get busted during hall sweeps and then cause police shootouts because they don’t want to get arrested. If you don’t want to run into a Hall Pirate, then do not skip class and hang out in the hallway like a moron.

John: Hey Jack, let’s skip class today and hang out in the hall!

Jack: Hell yea!

John & Jack: *immediately sees a gang of Hall Pirates*

Jack: Oh shit, I’m outta here!

John: *gets abducted by Hall Pirates*

by Kool_Tyga999 October 7, 2021

Pirate-selfie

A pirate-selfie is the kind of a selfie, what you make with your friends, but without changing to front-facing camera, thus photographing the sun/ceiling/the floor/random people.

-Hey guys, gather around, I'm making a pic! Say cheese!
-What are you doing? You are taking pictures of the ceiling, not us!
-Yes, 'cause it's a pirate-selfie!
-Oh okay, then.

by MedievalHobo September 22, 2018

Pirate

The Pirate is a sexual move where you’re doing oral sex with your partner. It starts with sucking on your partner’s whistle/lips to the point where they’re climaxing. When you sense they’re about to have a boner/orgasm, quickly back off and holler, “THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!” like a pirate, and watch as your partner shoots their liquid all over the place.

Extra points awarded if you’re dressed as a pirate.

Jason didn’t realize that Jessie had that hidden talent with her pussy until she asked to do the Pirate with him.

by rosenovarocks April 9, 2024

Surprise Pirate

When a man is plowing a woman from behind and is about to ejaculate, he spits on her back to have the woman believe he has finished. When the woman turns around the man dumps his backed up load into her eye followed by a kick to her shin so she hops around with her hand on her eye and screams "ARGH!!".

Ian: I dont think ill be talking to Sarah anymore Bill.

Bill: Why not bro?
Ian: Last night i hit her with the Surprise Pirate. She hopped out the fucking window

Bill: SAV!!!!

by ThatDudeGuyMan December 15, 2016

Reverse Angry Pirate

When she unexpectedly rolls you backward and Pegs you missionary style while returning the cum you just gave her, by Snowballing it to you.

Tina had stripped her way through Bible school, and gave arrogant John David a lesson by shoving him backwards for a missionary Pegging while she Snowballed his own cum into his mouth as she rode him - Tina reversed the roles in a Reverse Angry Pirate.

by cb757 March 3, 2024

pirate's slang

A coolidiculous term for swear words

If you use pirate's slang in public, you either have bad manners, or you need to learn the phrase improve your vocabulary

by Sexydimma November 22, 2014