my blue

someone who you've known for less than a year, but they already changed your life for the better. They are the person you can talk to for hours and not get bored. They make you truly happy.

I'm so grateful to have my blue in my life. They make me happy and they make me feel like I can be myself around them.

by average-superman August 6, 2023

U fuck my pussy

An expression of anger after someone on Facebook marketplace scams your clueless husband.

Online scammer is able to get sensitive information from unwitting husband , and his wife grabs the phone and texts: “U fuck my pussy. You are a thief!”

by R R Sanchez January 16, 2022

my little pebble

A nickname from Kirishima in Yagami Yato's ASMR audios

"My little pebble~ You're so beautiful!"

by Superwamen March 11, 2021

I was just testing my reflexes

Something cool that you can say when your caught jacking off.

I was just testing my reflexes

by Judge dredd7 July 8, 2012

Don't be looking at my ass

When a divorced rough middle aged man catches you looking at his ass whilst he holds an item of choice

Guy: Wow look at his ass
Divorced man: Don't be looking at my ass (item of choice is a cold coffee)

by Dr. ShrimpPuertoRico December 18, 2021

crickity crack my neck is wack

A phrase used when your neck is messed up in any way

Tim: Dude is your neck ok
Jim: crickity crack my neck is wack

by Lucasbiggay268 October 2, 2018

You're the cream to my crop

When someone says "you're the cream to my crop" it means without them you wouldnt havw grown into the person you are today. Hense when water (cream) is added to a plant (crop) it flourishes and becomes the beautiful flower that it was born to become. This is a compliment.

Jillian: Happy Birthday to my best friend, you're the cream to my crop and I love you.

Lizzy: cream to my crop?
Jillian: yes. It's a compliment.

by Sydney Aebly August 1, 2015