My crown

Everybody wants a piece of it

“Have you heard brooklynne’s song ‘my crown’”
“Omg yes it’s so good slay”

by tinynoseisbetterthanyou February 9, 2022

stop stealing my words

these people keep stealing words i make like jesus, there cant be that many words in this website just stop plz i need make word it how i get money for my family

stop stealing my words in warning you
no
stab
no
stab stab
no no

stab stab jab cab limo hit car boom jab stab
no on no on

by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 10, 2022

You won’t see me crying in my soup

I made my decision, and I stand by it.

I’m so happy to eat alone if those around me do not agree.

I am confident that my decision was for the best,

“you won’t see me crying in my soup “

by Stupidwords4people February 12, 2022

my cat

me: ok im at home

my cat: rooooooooooooom im a car i` just got out of the car

me: oh no my cat is gonna run over me

me" gets run over while running down the hall

me: oooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

my cat is gonna run me over

by KaydaCant February 13, 2022

Over My Fed Body

A play on the phrase “over my dead body” in which something will be prevented until death.

OMFB is said by someone who would stop preventing something if given something in return.

Fed is used similar to how food is fed to criminals being questioned as a way to get more information from them.

Person 1: Tell me who stole my chain
Person 2: Over my fed body
Person 1: Fine I’ll give you 50$ to tell me

by yunggud February 14, 2022

hold on to my mash

If a guy says hold on to my mash he means hold on to my dick

Max: “hold on to my mash”
Lara: “ew no!”

by ric4rdo October 3, 2021

charlie my dad

ah one of my beloved best friend. they are so amazing and cool. anyone would wish to be them. the most comforting and sweetest person ever. they are someone truly i would know how to live without. they deserve everything great and are always trying their hardest and doing the best. everyone should be so proud of them. i love you so much ur so epic dad B)

i had a bad day today but just talking to charlie my dad made my day 10382929 times better 😋🤲

by bigstinkybird October 3, 2021