Dick eating

The action of your friends sucking your dick with words

Bro stop dick eating

by Didiogugifys August 30, 2022

Bottle Dick

Bottle Dick is an 11 chapter gay fanfiction made-canon about a popular scientist known for his intelligence and capabilities, who compulsively got his penis stuck inside of an Aquafina brand water bottle

"Why the fuck are you drinking Aquafina, do you not remember bottle dick?!"

by ess sie deez June 7, 2022

Dick Koozie

A woman whose sole purpose is to hold dicks and keep them at the appropriate temperature, much like a beer Koozie, only this is meant to maintain warmth.

Paris Hilton is a real Dick Koozie.

by Broken Drifter September 6, 2020

Dick head

Liam is a dick head

That guy over there! Yeah that one. Called Liam. Yeah he's a dick head

by Dickheadliam February 27, 2018

Dick Dialing

The male equivalent to a butt dial.

"Hey man, my bad for dick dialing you"

by SnapPeaz December 1, 2023

Dick: on

Dick in the 'on' position. Very interested

She told me her boyfriend is good in bed, I replied "dick: on!"

by KrystalKamikaze February 26, 2020

derp dick

A confused erection for odd reasons.

I was sitting on the couch and a friskies commercial came on and I got derp dick.

by AndySeentDat October 14, 2016