ass lemon

A whole lemon that has been surreptitiously infused with liquified human feces.

When life gives you ass lemons, make ass lemonade.

by Fart_Hammer February 27, 2012

european ass bag

a pouch or tool bag worn by men working, but loaded with feminine items such as hand cream, nail clippers etc.

check out curtis's european ass bag! he looks ridiculous, whats up with the giant tube of hand cream?

by carp it up January 12, 2012

Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you

Aaric's an ass hat...

by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012

Ass Kicking Sandwitch

A term used to discribe something so awesome the only way it could be better is if it was between two slices of bread. Useally seen in nasty killcams.

Dude that kill cam was an ass kicking sandwitch.

by LZR1316 March 14, 2011

3rd ass cheek

another way to say your tail bone, or "tail"

ouch! u hit my 3rd ass cheek!

by 229yomama March 10, 2011

ass grabbery

Ass grabbery is the act of severe flirtation and/or lots of snuggling. A frequent moment when this phrase is required when a couple are being affectionate and staring into each others eyes. This is 'mental ass grabbery'. The actual ass grabbery comes later when they're flirting or snuggling. You may get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery is someone is coming onto you or if a friend is engaged in conversation with a nice young lady/man.

Friend: Look at that, total ass-grabbery.
Other Friend: Yeah, I ship them by the end of the night.

or

Someone: You have a girlfriend now?

Someone Else: Dude, did you not get the foreboding sense of impending ass grabbery?

by scarebearface March 14, 2011

crayzie ass shit man

Anything extremely unusual.

WOW! That was some crayzie ass shit man.

by Mike Dingez SCM March 23, 2011