my man

ur man

my man is my man

by anonymous March 29, 2022

My nuts

It’s very small use pill to make it bigger

Yo my nuts are small

by I’m t March 29, 2022

It feels good on my pee pee

Something that Jeffy said when he shoved a can of string cheese into his diaper.

It feels good on my pee pee!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 23, 2022

My cup of piss

The opposite of the phrase "Not my cup of tea" aka: Something you enjoy despite it being objectively pretty awful.

"I don't know why you even like that show, it's awful!!!"
"I know it's bad, but it's my cup of piss."

by Crackhead Professor January 23, 2022

now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba

When it's opposite day and you wanna sing the alphabet song.

Person- "Hey it's opposite day. Now sing the alphabet song."

Me- "now i know my abcs next time won't you sing with me zyxwvutsrqponmlkjihgfedcba"

by xXyOuRmOmIsGaEXx January 24, 2022

Cow in my stomach

The oppressive act of consuming beef against the orders of Shri Narendra Modi Ji. The oppressor in this case must whine out all the energy consumed in the egregious act of consumption to ensure the net effect is zero.

Girl 1: I am such a vegan and I love animals
Girl 2: You just had beef steak
Girl 1: Oh My GOD!!! There is a cow in my stomach!!!

by RuffBudda January 25, 2022

Ha My

Ha My, a beautiful, funny and honest girl . She's kind and always try to help people who she cares about . You can tell her everything with ease, knowing the fact she won't judge you. At first she could seem a bit emotionless but she's just a fluff ball . She doesn't talk about her feeling, unless it is too much for her to hold inside. The best friend you could ever imagine.

Person 1 : "How would you describe Ha My? You know her the longest."
Me : "She's such a cutie so don't you ever hurt her or i'll kill you."

by shiiinigami January 25, 2022