hung by my own noose

When something backfires; when you forget a prank you did and it happens to you.

"Alas! I've been hung by my own noose!" Said Angle after she turned her sister's hairdryer on, forgetting she put flour in it previously and ended up looking like a fool.

by nerdettgirl May 10, 2014

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my little tucker

Your small dick

"Hey Jimmie,what do you call your penis?" "My little tucker"

by Doily July 23, 2016

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My Cat

My cat is a cute but vicious one.

My cat is annoying as Fuck.

by The.Owner January 17, 2022

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tickle my fiddlesticks

A phrase used around a the holidays as an act of seducing one to fulfill your dark desires....

Won't you tickle my fiddlesticks, Santa?

by Slug_Inna_Ditch November 14, 2019

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Spank my Ratty

To go jerk off. (New Yorker Edition)

Brb babe, im about to go spank my ratty.

by InukiSukme July 11, 2021

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by JesperYT October 11, 2023

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