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smart-assed

Adjective, an antonym (opposite) to the smartest, describing a person who always tries to outsmart everybody they come across, considering everybody stupid and thinking no one notices that their behaviour is outrageous, while everybody keeps silence out of politeness. A synonym to a dickhead, prick, bastard etc.
Keep away from Donald. He is so smart-assed. Thinks himself the smartest and consider everybody yahoos. He will buy you a cup of "covfefe" today , but tomorrow he will make you pay for a dozen of "covfefes".
by Murdoc Kylburne January 16, 2018
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Abe in my ass

To have a penny in your stuck in your anal cavity
“Hey how was your weekend
Not good, I got Abe in my ass, I had to go to the hospital.”
by Thebest154787 October 1, 2019
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Ass

Girl:Hey bsf!Look at my phat ass.
Other Girl:Bitch you don’t have an ass tf.
by Papi is so thick September 21, 2019
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Your ass

Not gon lie but bitches are Thicc af in yoga pants, without them my boner wouldn’t be relaxed for once
Your ass is fat
by 194&4829484 March 15, 2020
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Ass clapper

Someone who cheers on the sideline jumping up and down cause the ass to clap
Eli stop being a ass clapper
by Kevinward November 3, 2020
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Half a Horseshoe in my Ass

"Half a Horseshoe in my Ass" is when you have half good luck and half bad luck, Indicating you're just as normal as anyone else. Unlike "No Horseshoe in my Ass" which means you're below average or "A Full Horseshoe in my Ass" meaning you're above average. There is also "Multiple Horseshoes in my Ass" which means you are an over-achiever and "Horseshoe shaped void in my Ass"/"Negative Horseshoe(s) in my Ass" meaning an Underachiever.
My friend once said: "I put half a horseshoe in my ass, I'm gonna go to bed and see when I wake up whether it fell out or got sucked in during the night. I'm excited to learn something new, goodnight. I get the feeling I'll be able to predict the weather with this method, we'll see"
by CharlieKirk January 2, 2025
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ass car

When you put your bare naked ass on someone’s car, usually as a prank
Dude, Mike is gonna be so mad. We just gave his Pontiac a solid ass car!
by Jkaeagle July 28, 2020
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