Cyber Dick

a person who acts like a dick when talking on text or aim or facebook chat, but they are actually pretty nice in person.

aim conversation:

1stperson: heyy
cyberdick: hi
1stperson: whatsupp?
cyber dick: nm.

*THey go on vc*

cyberdick: heyy!!!

by cyberkez March 1, 2011

dick-lurkin

"To lurk a man in a public place, house party or facebook"

Man, that bitch be dick-lurkin harrd

by Kionna Sweet* February 26, 2011

dick thief

Someone who engages in anal sex, being the one who receives. Essentially "taking" someones dick into their ass.

Toler: What do you think of Craig?

Nick: He takes it in the butt.

Toler: What a dick thief!

by dickthief March 26, 2011

wad of dick

the dane-cook-ish way to say dickwad when dickwad just isn't poignant enough

Sylar can be such a wad of dick.

by nothingwhatsoever July 10, 2011

Gravy dick

(n): A man who is incapable of achieving an erection; someone who claims to bed many women through the means of social networking sites, only he doesn't have the necessary tool in the toolbox.

At a fantasy baseball draft, David bragged about his sexual exploits; all the while, his friends knew he was a Gravy dick.

by Man with the Golden Dick July 26, 2011

Spidey Dick

A very veiny red dick that shoots sticky-web like cum

Brittani: "Hey, nick looks pretty hot, he might get it tonight!"
Megan: "EEWWW! I hit dat last night, he got a spidey dick!!

by pussytoast69 August 2, 2011

Trick Dick Licker

The adjective word for a ignorant white person who is speaking offensively about minorities.

Gabe: That trick dick licker said he can't speak Mexican.

by Marvin Lagarda August 14, 2011