When a man awakes to perform the morning dispersal of urination, to find that the juices from the sluice of sluts he slayed the night before, has dried into a funky crust. DO NOT PANIC MEN.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
This "dick dandruff" can EASILY be discarded by simply tugging your meat until the remnants have shed entirely.
Bro I thought that last cunt I dropped my was in was infected or something. Woke up this morningwith crust flaking off my dick. After thorough research though, found out it's just "dick dandruff".
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
Hi five bro
(Crust falls off friends hand as he strikes the hand slapping pose)
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