friend who feeds you

Theres always this one motherfucker in the friend group that never eats enough and never brings food to uni or school and then theres the mom of the group that always feeds you and keeps up with how much the motherfucker eats. They will always have a snack with them e.g. mentos and feed you proper meals, like pizza.

Sarah is my friend who feeds me and if you become friends with her, she will be the friend who feeds you.

Sarah always has mentos on her, you can count on her as a friend who feeds you

by BroWhat??????????????????????? December 7, 2022

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Who? Me?

A coy way of asking whether or not something was me?

Hym "Who? Me? Nobody's afraid of me. I had a rapport with the girl that SHE initiated AFTER I started writing the shit I was writing (and I can prove it). They were aware of everything I've written (from post 1) and found it hilarious (because their basic assertion was that they were justified in fucking the retard and that there was nothing I could do about it). After I began to list the things I could do about it, the only person who was concerned about it (Jane) wasn't willing to do the only thing that would have convinced me to stop (which would have been tell the truth). The retard doesn't give a shit about anything so long as he has a revolving door full of women being scheduled to suck his fat mongoloid cock. I'm literally the only person with plausible deniability. The retard sex cult pre-dates any wrong doing on my part. I was a good employee until it became obvious that there was no legitimate reason to be a good employee in that shithole. I don't see how the only thing I did wrong was let people who deserve to be punished off the hook. And by 'let them off the hook' I mean telling the truth and letting it sort itself out instead of orphaning some kids. I was even kind enough to exclude the one that had 4 kids (one of which was autistic) so that innocent casualties would be minimized. 1 out of 5 potentially orphaned kids is pretty solid. I'm proud of that."

Iam *Snoring* *snort* *cough cough* *snoring resumes*

by Hym Iam May 5, 2022

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Girls who hold 4 fingers up

are the type to kill you when you breathe near another girl.
the type to only care about you and no other man.
the type to be horny as hell but can play it cool.

Girls who hold 4 fingers up-toxic

“he shook her hand and she killed him and her”

by ashlations September 25, 2022

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kick someone who has hair gel day

december

december is kick someone who has hair gel day

by Waffle Muffin Pufferfish November 21, 2019

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girls who are rude to your bf

girls who make indirect comments about your bf to his face when you aren’t there. and are just all rounder never nice to him even tho he’s YOUR BOYFRIEND. and also, makes weird comments about him

girls who are rude to your bf are snakes and so disrespectful

by swaaaaaaaaaaggg October 19, 2023

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