Plucking the turkey

Shaving one's scrotum.

Conversation in the locker room after sports -

Bill: Hey Bob, nice job plucking the turkey!

Bob: Thanks Bill, it's a relief to know that the reason you are staring at my hairy beanbag with a raging hard-on is simply a platonic admiration for my skills with a straight razor!

by antron76 October 1, 2012

Baste the Turkey

The act of dry humping or having sexual activity without actually exchanging fluids.

I don't want to have sex but I'll 'Baste the Turkey'.

by kisssmyclasss December 15, 2012

turkey turner

(noun) anything in the kitchen that your not quite sure what it's name is until you find out/ those giant plastic spork looking things.

will you please hand me that turkey turner

by Xupack007 June 23, 2013

Turkey Balls

A man's saggy, wrinkly balls that hang low (sometimes below the knee). Best used for tea bagging.

"Goofy totally has Turkey Balls." or "Goofy sure has some nasty Turkey Balls." "OMG! I like totally just saw Mickey sucking on Goofy's turkey balls!"

by NuttersNutsack July 16, 2013

turkey piff

a girl who is ugly with flab around her neck which tends to wobble

rah, that gally is turkey piff

by piffmandep July 23, 2013

broke as a turkey

when you're in highschool and you miss understand a tall black guy saying he's broke

Juan- IM BROKE AS HELL

Janna- Did you just say you're broke as a turkey?
Juan- SURE DID..

by washington carter the 50000th October 8, 2013

Turkey Huntin

When one drives around aimlessly and smoking pot in the hopes of finding a turkey running across the road

Dude, let's get some bud and go turkey huntin

by perspicace August 7, 2012