turkey toucher

when you do something mean to someone they do not respond and then you call them a name (turkey toucher) and they explode with anger

drew threw a twinkie, cookies, and cussed at the teacher... then he sat back down like nothing happened. but then he called her a turkey toucher and she wrote him up

by chocolate hottopic September 11, 2009

turkey picker

A lesbian who performs oral sex to another woman; A carpetmuncher

that girl looks like a turkey picker.

by The OTP December 24, 2007

turkey urkey

this term is used when you are upset with your younger sister for beating you at game pigeon when they totally didn’t deserve it and you dislike them with all your guts.

My sister is a real turkey urkey, she beat me at game pigeon again!

by poopsynooties May 28, 2021

Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!

James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

turkey

When you have a single nipple that is perky while the other one is soft

I try to excite the audience, but usually leave them only with turkeys.

by doody4812958921 October 5, 2020

Re-Stuff the turkey

When a girl is trying to take a shit after eating thanksgiving and you stick your dick into her, pushing it back in

“Hey Chris, my girl was wanting to be freaky last night after thanksgiving, so we decided to go and re-stuff the turkey

by Blueface69 October 21, 2019

Turkeying

Turkeying someone refers to when someone is sleeping (or not), and another person physically touches their chin with their testicles, giving the appearance of a goose head. This behavior is extremely discriminatory and disrespectful and is not recommended.

"Hey man, did you hear about John and Tim's wild night last night? They were Turkeying everyone at the party."

"I can't believe Jim pulled off the ultimate Turkeying move last night at the party, the whole room was in stitches"

by fhfxbdf January 23, 2023