Cough pee

If you run, jump, scream, trip, sneeze or cough you pee. Just a little pee but enough to know you wet pants and need to work on flexing the inner most muscle inside the walls of man hole, in order to control that little piddle in the middle.

Bless you, no damn it I cough pee d and now I've got to go change .

by jillbabe August 23, 2016

Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019

pee v

The v shaped pee stain in your seat left from peeing in a bottle while you drive.

Emily was in a hurry to get to rob, she didn't stop for a bathroom break and left a pee v in her driver seat.

by Cooter polluter September 5, 2020

pee pee

a pee pee is a weenie
a weenis is a penis

a penics is a hot dog
a hot dog is a sex pistol
a sex pistol is mista's stand
a dong is a pee pee

what is a pee pee? read the first sentence

boy: lol you have a big pee pee
other boy: how do u know
boy:
other boy:

by unknownfossil September 11, 2020

es-pee-onage

The creepy and immoral practice of glancing quickly at another dude's dick while pissing at a urinal.

How did James know that I was uncircumcised? He must be a master of es-pee-onage.

by Jack Atrophy August 7, 2022

Pee yummy

no def

This pee yummy very cute i would f*ck him

by Pee yummy November 3, 2020

Pee Pee Pads

Miniature cotton wool pads used for dabbing the end of your Disco Stick to prevent Damp Pant.

Ron's wet crotch suggests he's fresh out of Pee Pee Pads

by Credit To The Nation September 13, 2023