Noah.
by Iwannadje June 05, 2022
Your best friend that is super smart but wastes all of his money on fast food and Tim Hortons and has a CRIPPLING addiction to coffee, but is always in denial and buys more coffee.
Noah gets Tim Hortons before going to school, Noah gets Tim Hortons during lunch, Noah gets Tim Hortons after school, and always asks why he's broke.
by Big PP Faizan February 09, 2024
This is coming from a Noah: We are socially awkward, we don't like being around people we don't know. We keep the same friends for a long time, and rarely make new friends. If you make us mad, u gon' die. If we get pissed off, the whole world will hear our rage. We like Video Games and computers, and are (kinda) athletic. We don't think we are special in any way. We have alot of autistic friends. We are able to talk to girls ok(ish) We can't really express our feelings on our own, for we will get embarrassed. You often have to make the first move. Fuck Noah's Ark jokes.
Is that Noah? He's so cu- wait. What happened to him!? HE HASN'T COMBED HIS HAIR OH NO!
Oh, but he has a nice dick...
Oh, but he has a nice dick...
by TEE ARR GEE November 29, 2021
Noah is a Person who knows everything about you and will find out everything. He was hurt By his 1st Love. He will Never forget her, they should be belong togheter. Sometimes he is agressive when the struggle begins. He never trust people out there. Also Noah is clever cool and a sexy guy with style.
by Pabloescobar1 January 07, 2017
Noah is a dumbass. A cringe lord. And the cutest, most adorable idiot. He's got really nice hands! He never thinks he is enough for anyone else's love. Noah is softhearted even when he acts tough. He loves thighs, specially in yoga pants. Noah is shy and insecure but pretty handsome. He will go far in life, has a lot of potential and greatness within him to achieve many things, but his own doubts keep him grounded. I can't wait to see him sprout his wings one day! Noah is the best.
by vanilla_kitten November 23, 2021
noah is one of those guys who will always attract girls. he’s althetic, honest and very sarcastic. noah can tend to be one of those super pretty boys too. although he may be hot and athletic he still has very much creativity along with passion. he loves his friends and family almost as much as he loves video games.
by Carolina<3:) January 09, 2019