Couch-Snatcher

The person your crush makes out with on a couch. These people are usually complete assholes and don't deserve your crush's attention. Common treatment for this problem is a punch to the face. Be sure to enlist the help of several bigger and stronger people.

"I was going to ask her out this weekend, but that goddamn couch-snatcher got her first."

by chessapphire1214 January 14, 2009

cougar snatch

when you recieve a burn from yourself or a jerkoff asshole from a burning match head.

boy 1: " OMG, Josh, you gave me a nasty cougar snatch on my erection! "

boy 2: " Sorry bro, i'm a jerkoff asshole "

by lemonface5 May 17, 2010

closet snatcher

any female who deliberately goes on the pull to entice guys to turn back straight

I love this new gay bar there are so many fit guys round here. Oh no look out there is a hot girl over there. She must be one of those "closet snatchers"!

by Madmordigon May 21, 2010

Puter Snatch

Noun. A women that you meet on the internet for sex and only sex.

I found me some good puter snatch last night trolling the net.

by jn969 June 1, 2010

clown snatch

A red headed female whose pubic hair resembles that of a clown.

I think clown snatch is wanting my johnson.

by urbandiclova October 20, 2010

Car Snatch

The kind of pussy you have to keep paying for if you want to "fill it up".

Man, I'm in a real dry spell. All I can get right now is car snatch and it's driving me fucking broke.

by Sensible Dictionary November 21, 2010

Genital Snatcher

Someone that purposefully steals Genitalia (usually that of a male, since it is a lot easier to remove) and runs off with it. A common group that perform such activities, are Gash and Dash groups, that enjoy taking the Genitalia of an innocent person.

Woah.. crikey mate look at that Genital Snatcher go.
Dude that Genital Snatcher just ran off with my penis.

by Williham234 March 9, 2011