can of smashed assholes

I went on the piss hard last night and I feel like a can of smashed assholes

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smashturbation

the act of masturbating while shitting, not to be confused with smashterbation, its much less strange homonym.

I found my self smashturbating the other day and proceeded to think, "Wow, smashturbation. How important is efficiency, really?"

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idiotic word used by powergaming lowlifes who play world of warcraft on the blackrock (pvp) server

my mom got smashT up by my daddy on accident so they just let me play computer games all day

smashT by scumbag203 December 2, 2004

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In a transient state of mind, when drugs have been used in excess
or
When you keep drinking for days on end

"Your pupils are huge dude" Lennox said
"Look at yourself you smashhead!!" responded Dez

smashhead by hulksmash April 27, 2006

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Awesome. Ace. Good. Fabulous in any way, shape or form. You wish it to your friends like so:

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Sasha Obama by KayBby March 4, 2009

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A girl who enjoys giving and receiving golden showers.

Ew, that dog just peed on me!" "Haha, you just got Sasha'd!

Sasha by Abby.J July 10, 2011

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