Shit craic

The opposite of craic.

I went out last night and it was shit craic, so went home early.

by Shaun Stevenson March 17, 2008

shit machine

A useless person, a "waste of space", who consumes resources but produces nothing but shit.

That guy's useless - he's a real shit machine!

by prairiefire May 17, 2010

shit house bandit

Slang name for anyone who grafittis restrooms.

They paint these walls to hide my pen, but the shit house bandit has struck again.

by Aunty Peaches March 8, 2007

shit head

One whos ideas appear to have been formed while his/her head was inserted in their own anus.

Jude Law cheated on his girl friend Sienna Miller with a fat, nasty babysitter. What a Shit Head!

by PhillyJester May 12, 2006

shit faced monkey bitch

an extremly ugly chick. Ugly includes, fat, dismembered, deformed, dykish, smelly, hairy, anorexic, and also face beat in with a shovel(such as paris hilton)

That retarded hoe looks like a SHIT FACED MONKEY BITCH!

by Billy Bob RAy Hiizzle November 19, 2005

Shit buddy

Someone that takes a poop right next to you, usually in a public bathroom so that you are in adjacent stalls.

1 Dude i really got to poop. Do you want to be my shit buddy?

2 Shit buddy, can you hand me some toilet paper?

by Bob yo boy January 2, 2009

Shit Baby

A shit so big and/or painful, it feels like you have given birth out of your butthole.

Will you bring me some ice chips and baby wipes? I swear I just had a shit baby.

by kracken4rmthesea January 2, 2010