oreo salad 

The Oreo dessert fat people call a salad to make themselves feel better about themselves.

Person 1: Ay yo, you want some Oreo salad?

Person 2: wtf! Why would you put Oreos in your salad??
Person 1: nah dude, there's not actually a salad.
Person 2: Huh?!?

oreo salad by Autree April 2, 2017

Fruit Salad 

A swarm of 5 or more homosexual males.

Kenny only hangs out with that fruit salad nowadays

Fruit Salad by Eatbooty February 20, 2018

satan salad

Satan salad is slang for weed/bud, “satan” because many people don’t understand the benifits that can come from weed.

Hey dude you got the Satan Salad?
(Or for short) “Pass the salad”
Satan Salad-Weed

satan salad by helloimagaystoner March 20, 2018

Magic Salad

The act of mixing Psilocybin Mushrooms with a salad. Psychedelic alternative to Marijuana edibles.

Jeff: "yo man I ran out of weed and can't make any edibles. You got anything to fuck us up?"
Dave: "Yeah hold on lemme whip up a magic salad"
Jeff: "Hell yeah man we're gonna get fucked tonight"

Magic Salad by R3DFluXx May 17, 2018

burger salad 

A meal probably made by a male college student who doesn’t know how to cook.

Yo Fez what is that?
This right here? It’s a burger salad.
Lol a what???
Burger Salad! You know, just some ground beef on iceberg!!

burger salad by patrickkrak May 29, 2018

Fruit Salad 

At least five people, all of different skin colour engaging in hardcore gay sex.

Yesterday I had the most amazing fruit salad grandma.

Fruit Salad by Homejuusto runkkari October 21, 2019

Fruit salad 

Means fruity

Use it as a way to call someone fruity without them realising that you’re actually calling them fruity.
🍌🍎🍐🍊🍒🍋🍓🥭🥝🍍

Harry’s such a fruit salad

Fruit salad by JPJPJPJP346 November 14, 2019