Poo mining

What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes

See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

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Sneaky Poo

doing a poo in a public place without anyone realising

hey john guess what, i just took a Sneaky Poo in the middle of that crowd. Sneaky Poo

by CheesyNoob321 June 7, 2017

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poo stamped

when a man or a women shits hot diahrrea, then rubs their ass in it and stamps shit prints on objects or even people as a practical joke.

Last night, we pulled the best prank on Jake. Kyle poo stamped his bed, couch, and his sink hahaha so gross!

by Buzz KILLER February 17, 2013

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poo eater

pooeater is the term often associated with someone who regularly eats their own feces. Not just every once in a while, it can be as often as breakfast, lunch and dinner.

I saw Ella eating her own poo. Ella is a flaming poo eater!

by brendanmeagher May 6, 2020

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Dinky poo

Dinky poo:

An idiot who makes many grammatical errors.

Wayne David Penna is a Dinky Poo.
He couldn't write a sentence to save his life.
Argues on facebook and looks like an idiot because his grammatical errors.

by The left sucks January 25, 2019

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Poo stomper

Any person that is too lazy to get out of the shower to poop and instead poops in the shower and grinds it into the drain with their foot.

Man: I was in the shower and had to get out because I had to poo REALLY bad.

Woman: oh man, not me. I'm a poo stomper.

Man: that's fuckin gross. I want a divorce.

by Huge hammer69 December 4, 2019

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