When you are out of ideas to tell your friend why he cannot get a girlfriend, or female attraction. So you have to be nice and say it’s the quality of his camera, say he needs a new phone.
No Jacob, you’re not ugly. Just get a new phone, the women will be all around you! It’s called the New-Phone Theory!
by Djay_man July 7, 2021
Get the New-Phone Theorymug. The thing you make when some idiot is blowing up your phone and you happen to be in bed or on the couch and don't want to continue to be bothered but don't feel like messing with the phone to turn the ringer, off or decline the call, so you stuff it under the mattress or between cushions.
That was you calling last night? I thought it was that bitch Jill again about the ten dollars I owe her so I put you in a phone sandwich.
by rabidbilly May 17, 2014
Get the phone sandwichmug. Liam:i got so many likes on this post,what did you post?
Denisa:i havent posted anything on my phone Today
Denisa:i havent posted anything on my phone Today
by Naomi the rat January 17, 2021
Get the Phonemug. Phone pyae shan.Who ever have that kind of name, they are the baddest bitch of all time.You don't want to mess with him or else.
by Gorgusof November 23, 2021
Get the Phone pyae shanmug. When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.
by Burnsssss March 5, 2009
Get the Phone Ballsmug. by Katy Pig October 7, 2018
Get the Phone Blindmug. Bobovitch needed a new phone. He had a $50 Amazon gift card, so he bought 5000 Penny Phones. Bobovitch now has no room in his house.
by Stankalahashi December 27, 2009
Get the Penny Phonemug.