Pee and flee

Going into a restaurant just to use the restroom, and leaving before they take your order. Similar to a dine and dash.

HOW NOT TO PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Excuse me, can I use your restroom?
Host: Restroom is for customers only.

HOW TO DO A PEE AND FLEE:

Customer: Hi, table for one.
Host: Right this way! -OR- There will be a 15 minute wait, is that okay?
Customer: Thanks! -OR- No problem.
Customer: Oh, where is your restroom?
Host: Right that way.
Customer: Thanks!

by _fluffy April 23, 2015

pEE

Like the word "pee" but the "p" is always lowercase and the "e"s are always uppercase. -3-
Pronounced "pppppEEEEEE"

"My tortoise died this morning" *sad uwu*
"Aww man pEE"

by Gaby J November 2, 2019

Pee

Urine

Pee

by Shredity December 24, 2020

Mouldy Pee Pee Man

Dylan Kay is the mouldy pee pee man

Did you hear Dylan is the mouldy pee pee man

by bigniggy November 9, 2019

small pee pee man

used to describe someone who is being an absolute bitch

bro 1: “stoppp come on man”
bro 2: “bro why u bein such a small pee pee man”

by NalaWyu February 24, 2019

Pee out my butt

Shitting straight liquid. Usually alcohol induced.

Fuck I I gotta pee out my butt! I shouldn't have drinkin' all that High Life.

by DonJuanGotUrMom April 2, 2022

Pee Butt Nutter

Someone who pees in a butt and then nuts in it.

A linguistic Easter egg easily created by rearranging the second and third syllables of the popular condiment “peanut butter”. One of the great gifts of the English language.

Holy shit those two guys and that girl made a pee butt nutter sandwich

by Pasadena DMV April 7, 2025