football beer

Any beer that is advertised during a football game, ie, mass produced American swill.

Get me a nice microbrew, I'm tired of football beer!

by Call_Me_Red April 23, 2011

Beer there, Drunk that

1) A variation of the phrase Been there, done that. The intention is to imply that one was drunk all the time during the said activity.

2) Means - by ridiculing a common saying - Don't give a shit.

3) An exclamation pointing out that there is something to be drunk.

- I am now my first year in college.
- Beer there, Drunk that !

- Taxes are rising, Obama is doing nuthin'
- Beer there, Drunk that !

- Beer there, Drunk that ! (shows a pile of bottles in a cooler)

by CountFuckula October 16, 2011

beer fight

A fight between two dads when they're extremely intoxicated and both of them fall to the ground before the first guy can even throw the first punch.

HEY JERRY MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A FIGHT!

YEAH MAYBE BUT MY DAD CAN TOTALLY BEAT YOUR DAD IN A BEER FIGHT YOU FUCKING CUM BAG!!!

by DrFunTimes September 28, 2017

Beremy Beere

The newer, cooler version of Jeremy Heere from the hit musical Be More Chill. B is short for Bichael, so that’s why the J in his name was changed to a B.

Beremy Beere. Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor! Your SQUIP.

by Rylierules123 February 3, 2020

half a beer

For the guys that drinks half beers when there pussies hurt.

You drink half a beer so you throw it away so your friends think your cool

by 128585 April 11, 2017

beer j

When you put your lips around your beer bottle and move it up and down to make it look like your giving a bj to your beer bottle

I gave my beer bottle a beer j today

by Dubiks February 10, 2019

Beer FIFO

When one is at a bar drinking pints and pints of heavenly beer and goes to the toilet to empty his bladder each time before the next pint.

The acronym FIFO is corporate jargon which stands for "First In First Out".

Drew: Hey, Were's Mike? Second half's about to start!
Paul: He's off for a beer FIFO.
*2 minutes later*
Mike: Whose round is it?

by kuwlij August 16, 2010