When someone parks in a manner that:
1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.
2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.
3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.
4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.
5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.
6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.
7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.
8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.
9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
1) Markedly disrupts traffic on a roadway or parking lot.
2) Makes illegal or incorrect use of a handicapped accessible spot(s) or adjacent loading areas.
3) Uses more than one parking spot, and in doing so inconveniences others due to traffic volume or ease of accessibility. A vehicle parked in more than one spot when a parking area is less than 50% utilized does not constitute fuckheadery.
4) Ignores the availability of special parking areas (trailer, rv, etc.), and in doing so inconveniences other drivers. However, should special parking not be available, driver shall make his best effort to use as few spaces as possible, as far from the business as possible, to not cause inconvenience to others.
5) Blocks access to designated no parking areas. Manned vehicles are exempt if their presence does not create an immediate traffic or safety concern.
6) In any way significantly impedes access to a public or private driveway.
7) Blocks a pedestrian walkway in such a manner that a pedestrian is put in great peril by seeking an alternate route.
8) Denies fuel pump access to other drivers except while driver is actively fueling the vehicle. Once driver has completed fueling the vehicle, they should proceed to a proper parking area before conducting other business.
9) Otherwise causes true and frivolous inconvenience to other drivers by loss of time, diminished capacity, or restriction of access.
That douchebag in the Corvette parked sideways across two handicapped spots, and obviously he has no placard or handicapped plate. THAT is truly how you park like a fuckhead.
by viraltruths October 5, 2021
Get the Park like a fuckheadmug. by michael9230 October 11, 2008
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Get the feel like a potatomug. When you smell like peña your bad at something or smell like utter basura nothing can describe the smell but smelling like peña
by Bunkis September 26, 2020
Get the Smell Like Peñamug. completely, quickly, and/or enthusiastically. Usually preceded by "on it..." Similar to "like white on rice," etc.
Used in expressing eagerness to do or participate in some activity or project.
Used in expressing eagerness to do or participate in some activity or project.
Bob: Want to go to my sister's wedding? Open bar.
Joe: I'm so there. I'm on it like dots on dice.
Bob: I need the prints done by 1pm. Are you doing them?
Joe: Like dots on dice.
Joe: I'm so there. I'm on it like dots on dice.
Bob: I need the prints done by 1pm. Are you doing them?
Joe: Like dots on dice.
by g_transcribe October 1, 2009
Get the like dots on dicemug. As society knows, ramen is one of the most essential and quickest foods to make. It only requires boiled water and the packet of noodles. It is almost impossible to fail at cooking ramen, and thus one can conclude that it is very easy to make ramen.
Therefore, the phrase "works like ramen" means
"To do with ease or little to no effort. To work every time with out failure."
Therefore, the phrase "works like ramen" means
"To do with ease or little to no effort. To work every time with out failure."
"If you just run the pick and roll, you'll get the ball every time. Trust me, it works like ramen."
Guy1: "All I have to do is slip it on and I won't have any babies in 9 months?"
Guy2: "Yeah, It works like ramen"
Guy1: "All I have to do is slip it on and I won't have any babies in 9 months?"
Guy2: "Yeah, It works like ramen"
by BCG Phuktifer August 27, 2012
Get the works like ramenmug. "The door gets beaten more and more while the geometry becomes more and more circle like."
"What are you talking about?"
"It means that some one beats something super hard that all of its geometry becomes a shape similar to a circle."
"You suck."
"I will beat you until your geometry becomes circle like."
"What are you talking about?"
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"You suck."
"I will beat you until your geometry becomes circle like."
by HelpfulRobot January 6, 2023
Get the Becomes circle likemug.