salty jam

when you lose on nuke and represent your team in a negative light

darn it, I lost on nuke and represented my team in a negative light, now I am a salty jam.

by harbodon June 22, 2016

jam the fuck out

chill bro you's crimping my swag (American translation)

"bruv just scored the sickest goal on fifa"
"mate jam the fuck out''
''wut?''
''you spent a tenner on a blue cavani you fucking melt''

by jambreh96 November 28, 2013

Peanut and jam sandwich

When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood

Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me

by HentaiHeaven October 16, 2019

Ram-Jam

To aggressively ram your penis into a vagina without so much as spit for lube

Robin was late to work so her boss Tim gave her the ram-jam

by Pit bull Penny March 12, 2020

the jam donut

when a man puts jam on his cock and put it in his wife

i did the jam donut with my wife last night

by twattybollocks6969 March 29, 2022

Floor Jam

Floor Jam (noun):
/ˈflɔ r ˌdʒæm/
1. A once-proud packet of fruit spread that briefly embarked on a solo journey across the restaurant floor, only to be scooped up, dusted off, and served with unearned confidence.
2. Culinary betrayal in condiment form.

3. A gourmet condiment that’s been lovingly marinated on the floor for 3-5 seconds before being returned to your plate by a server with the boldness of a street magician and the hygiene standards of a raccoon

Bonus synonym: Rogue preserve

Example sentence:
“I asked for raspberry jam, not floor jam. There’s a difference—and it’s about 10 seconds of rolling time.”

by P73 Fox May 31, 2025

Ma’am jam

A traffic jam created by two or more moms who stop to chat in a doorway, oblivious of the crowd behind them.

Shep thought he could make it out of the gym before the concession stand closed, but he didn’t count on the inevitable postgame ma’am jam.

by Dorkmuffin April 28, 2019