Person1: You like tapes and cds?
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz
Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer
Person2: Yes
Person1: Well let me tape my dick to yo fo head and let you see deez nutz
Bob:You wanna get slapped with deez or those?
Billy:These or those what?
Bob:Deez nuts!...or those nuts, which ever you prefer
by Bemoneyg December 28, 2005
Get the deez nutsmug. What a girl has to do when a guy acts like a jerk. Funny, but I've found that knees work much much better.
You give him a good kick in the nuts when a guy doesn't know what "No" means. I would just slam my knee as hard as I can into the groin and continue lifting up after contact adding a nice little nut crush after impact : ). Now thats a good "Kick in the nuts".
by Green Eyed Susan September 29, 2006
Get the kick in the nutsmug. Someone kicking a field-goal attempt on you, normally to the manhood area or as Kevin Butler would say a 50-yarder. One who receives a kick to the manhood area, are in so much pain that it requires a lengthy hospital stay/
by Anonymous September 9, 2003
Get the kick in the nutsmug. 
n. Similar to a cheese dick and a tool. A person who says or does something that is “cheesy’ and more than likely self centered. It is a good replacement when you need to call someone a fag or queer but the action they are doing does not relate to homosexuality.
by The House May 5, 2006
Get the cheese nutsmug. A nut battle is a game like bloody knuckles. The object of the game is to take turns kicking the opponent in the testicles. If a player gives up or falls/passes out then he loses.
by Mitch Henry August 11, 2006
Get the Nut battlemug. Little balls of shite that stick to the hairs of the arse,and dry out, hanging like little nuts on a tree.
I'll be a little late tonight dear, i've got to scrape me tug-nuts off before i put some clean skidders on.
by Mishap. September 5, 2008
Get the tug-nutsmug.