Russian Smollette

When you pull the trigger on a fake hate crime and pray it doesn't blow up in your face!

Erica Thomas claimed a white man at the grocery store told her to "go back where she came from," then later was forced to admit the man was Cubann and he never said any such thing. Guess she lost her game of Russian Smollette.

by Guts Knucklebone July 21, 2019

Russian love tap

To knock out someone with a strong punch.

Yea so this guy named Nathan was being a bitch so I have him a Russian love tap.

by GreyTheHuman February 20, 2020

Russian Handy

Much like the Russians, a Russian handy can be very aggressive. A term to describe when you are rushing but your cock still needs a little attention.

"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"

"Damn, babe. I'm real horny, but I need to go. Give me Russian handy!"

by 69BARB69 January 29, 2020

Russian Swordfish

When you stick you ear through one ear and it comes out the other.

Dallas threatened to Russian Swordfish his brother.

by Bossmod3 June 23, 2019

russian claymore

When you drink to much and explosively shart on someone.

"Man I drank way to much vodka and totally Russian Claymored that girl in the club last night.

by Slinky_Pete April 11, 2020

Russian blender

When you stick your dick in the blenders and ejaculate and use the cum to make a smoothie

Jack let’s make a Russian blender

by SupremeRhino April 25, 2022

Russian Lemonade

A Russian Lemonade consist of all the ingredients of lemonade but lemon juice is replaced with your piss

X: “Whats your favorite Drink?”
H: “Personally I enjoy a Russian Lemonade”

by th3cr34tor4557 September 20, 2023