kissy ass

A certain individual who kiss ass and begs it to get attention.
A wet yute who will do anything to fit in even snake his own guys, defo a virgin defo got a 3 incher.

.yo julia got a fat back uno i been chattin to her all day

bro shes clapped you just a kissy ass

by skengdzo June 2, 2021

Ass Biter

In one fell swoop, the act of flipping someone and then taking a chomp with your teeth on that ass

Jess went on a date with Brad. At the end of the date Brad goes in for a kiss and then turns full ass biter in a matter of seconds.

by Pacmanny April 10, 2019

Shotgun ass

When You’re taking a shit and it all comes out at once imitating that of a 12 gauge shotgun and leaving the maddest skidders

I Heard Dan Went To Chequers
Yeah But He Came Back With A Mean Case Of Shotgun Ass

by RomanianRammerDylan July 8, 2019

nun's ass

Very cold, freezing

DAYUM it's as cold as a nun's ass out here!!!

by UncleTanTan November 21, 2016

Ass Canoe

(N.) The part of the butt that houses the ass hole. Also may be used as an insult. It looks like this (|)

Ohh last night I really got into her ass canoe before we did anal.

You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.

by Derpybird June 21, 2014

Ass Meter

The base unit of length in the International System of Ass Units (ASS-I). Equivalent to around 12.457 meters or the distance between Dr. Kamal's office and the BME lab.

Mike: "Hey bro, where did you park today?"

Marek: "Approximately 23.4 Ass Meters from here"

Mike: "I see what you did there you fuck!"

by supersubmarinesemen November 7, 2011

ass plot

A huge ass requiring its own plot of land

Did you see that ass plot over there its got its own zip code.

by naughty nikki March 1, 2014