Luke Escagooner

The act of a monkey mistaking a shoe for a dildo and sticking it up its ass and liking it.

Monkey: “I accidentally did a Luke Escagooner but it felt good”.

by GeorgeCorn October 13, 2025

Luke Sloane

This man is a wild species of human. He spends his days outside the local primary school, awaiting his next prey. Him and his associate(who cannot be named) often do this as they find joy in it. The police are yet to catch them.

Luke Sloane will take your child

by Suzie Sloane May 11, 2021

Luke gibbons

Also known as Satan, tricks 20-25 year old lads with blue eyes and lads with a hollyoaks Calendar from 2015 with all the mc queens in to a night out then goes home.

Don’t be a Luke gibbons

by Lew1379 October 29, 2020

Luke Zacker

Just a sexy man

Geez that Luke Zacker kid is super sexy

by GreenLanternMan August 15, 2021

Luke

Type of guy to go to the shops with no socks and be completely cringe when lying about girls

Hello luke

by Heifhdbahsub May 16, 2022

luke

a bitch

hey lukes a bitch

by femboy phantom September 22, 2021

luke

The definition of a luke is a depressing person usally has a rain cloud above him will always make people depressed when they come into the room and is a sex machine who only has to look at a female and boom pregnant he dosnt fuck around.

Female 1: whos that
Female 2: thats luke
Female 1: I feel pregnant

by dogsdinner September 27, 2020