7 July

The day Syd Barret died..(2006) fly high crazy diamond

My friend: why are you sad?
Me: today is 7 July the anniversary of Syd Barrett death..
My friend: oh.. can we sing shine on together?
Me: obviously..
Together: 🎶SHINE ON, YOU CRAZY DIAMOND🎶

by Light Keith July 8, 2025

July 6th

National Girls Day! This day is dedicated to those girls who need a night out with the girls!!

Girl 1: Hey, wanna hang out?
Girl 2: I’m busy today sorry.
Girl 1: It’s July 6th!! You have to! It’s National Girls Day!
Girl 2: Oh in that case! I’m free right now and can have a girls night.

by Live.Life.While.You.Can.MFERS! May 1, 2024

Freaky 4th of July

When your girl is so kinky that she puts a roman candle in her ass facing inward while you fuck a lit fire cracker into her. Hospitalization is inevitable.

"Hey man, I'm in the hospital."
"Oh no what happened?"
"My girl wanted a freaky 4th of July last night and it blew off my dick..."

by Seymour Chris Peacock March 10, 2025

Julie

A person who makes a lot of mistakes and always runs away from them. She tries but it’s never enough and she can’t handle that.

I’m sorry. I can’t do this anymore.

Don’t leave, Julie.

by Eiluj79 December 30, 2023

July 25th

National slap your little or big sister day!

Sister: what day is it?

Me: July 25th you know what that means
Me: slaps the crap out of her.

by TheAwsomeDood July 24, 2021

july 19th

your kinda dumb, anoyying, mad all the time and dosent do much

hey, you where born in july 19th your dumb

by that dumb dog 82828272 April 2, 2022

22 July

the day Anders Breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar. He had to take 21 years off his life to receive the title but it's all worth it.

i remember 22 july 2011, the day anders breivik became Justiciar Knight Commander of the Knights Templar.

by pkpenguin April 1, 2023