Jesus Christ 

The most disruptive figure in all of humanity, and the universe’s most nonreligious figure, whose death on the cross now allows humankind to have a direct communication line with their Creator, without daily, weekly, monthly, or annual rituals, rites, and animal sacrifices, or obeying man-made religious laws.

In some parts of the world, the mere mention of Jesus Christ, or being caught reading the Good News about His love and power, could land truth seekers behind bars, because His name is above all other names—all (human, demonic, or spiritual) forces, governments, and principalities on earth are under His sovereign rule.

Jesus Christ by Fasters September 3, 2023

Jesus gay his dad 

Worse than ur mom gay , ur dad lesbian and ur granny tranny

Carl-“Ur mom gay”
Carlos-“Ur dad lesbian”
Carl-“Ur granny tranny”
Carlos-“Jesus gay his dad”
Carl-*explodes, goes to hell, his whole generation dies, suck dicks in hell and he has to clean up shreka butthole for the next 70years”

Jesus gay his dad by Whytfismycatsofckinfat March 14, 2018

Jesus/Yeshua 

The Lord & savior of this world who died at the hands of us FOR us,

john 3:16 “For this is how God loved the world: He gave his one and only Son, so that everyone who believes in him will not perish but have eternal life.”

Jesus/Yeshua is the WAY, the TRUTH,& the LIFE

Jesus/Yeshua by Yayadonosama April 28, 2022

jesus juice 

The seminal fluid of a man, usually a sea man.

"My Jesus Juice shoots all the way to the wall!"
"No way! Can you show me?"
"Hell yeah!"

jesus juice by Crankiestpotatoe July 17, 2016

Jesus of Suburbia 

Something that is mentioned a million times that we have no idea what the hell it means in Green Day's new album American Idiot

"You're not the Jesus of Suburbia/the St. Jimmy is a figment of your fathers rage and your mothers love"

Jesus of Suburbia by SRL September 26, 2004

Jesus-packing 

1. (verb) The concept of packaging a good for mailing with such skill and finesse, so as to put everyone but God almighty to shame.

Oh my, this packaging is awesome...Jesus-packaging even!

Jesus-packing by Rob Hallock January 17, 2003

jesus junk 

jesus junk is all the godsmuck malarky and rubbish that godgobbers rave on about

godgobbers are complete fools believing in all that biblical jesus junk and godsmuck.
It's all total bullshit.

jesus junk by Auzziegob. March 31, 2009