Hipster

What you get when middle-class pseudo-intellectuals try too hard to be unique. Scenekids picked up on this and a whole fashion trend exploded.

How to be a hipster:
- Love anything until it becomes mildly popular. Then hate the living hell out of it.
- Desperately make sure every one thinks that you don't care what people think.
- Shop for your clothes at thrift stores. Bonus points for plaid.
- Become an Apple Inc. iFag like everyone else (totally not conformist)
- Only listen/watch/read media no one else does.
- Don't shave.

Remember, nothing says unique or enlightened like trying too hard to be different instead of focusing on science and arts.

guy1: hey man, did you see all those hipsters?
guy2: yea man, I've never seen so many neckbeards pretending to have refined taste by paying for over-priced drinks in my life lol
guy1: what was up with all the iPhones?
guy2: well they support small business and non-conformity.
guy1: they do know there's an "Inc." at the end of Apple, right?

by xailu March 19, 2014

Neo-Hippy

a person, generally a teenager, who is considered a prep but uses thing like the peace symbol and the hippy hand gesture (index and middle finger, y'know what im saying) they generally think their cool by doing that but, in actuality, just annoying actual neo-hippies

neo-hippy 1: "OMG, LOOK AT MY BINDER FOR ALGEBRA"
*shows binder full of peace symbols*
neo-hippy 2: "OMG NO WAY, THAT IS SOO COOL!!!!"
Jerry Garcia: *Rolls around in grave*

R.I.P JERRY!!!

by Jeff Evil January 17, 2009

hippy

derogatory name for someone from DAoC's Hibernia realm see hib & hippy

There's 5fg tree-hugging hippy scum zerging AMG in Odins

by Lloth July 27, 2003

hippy

what charvs call ANYONE that isnt a charv. usually pre-fixed by 'fucking' or suffixed by 'whore'

girl on train: can I sit here?
charv: no... fucking hippy!

by mostexellent April 9, 2008

hips deep

Any situation, act, person, place or thing that is beyond balls deep. Only surpassed by cheeks deep.

President of the United States: "I am proud to honor you with the Congressional Medal of Honor Marine. Would you like to say anything."

distinguished Jar Head: "I was hips deep into The Gates of Hell, but came back with a vengeance. I was born again as a eye gouging, skull fucking, soul taking machine of war. Ooh Rah!"

Prez.: "If I had a little less brains and more cock and balls, I could relate to you son."

by Pocono Joe December 14, 2010

Hipster noir

A conversational expression usually used to show how hip the speaker is compared to the listener. Should be used in a self-effacing manner. In conjunction the words should sound like 'hipster than you are.'

Yeah, hipster noir.

by Bwandon October 13, 2010

Hippy dirt

Hippy dirt is any kind of beverage that uses weird herbs that normal people don't give a shit about. It is prevalent in places like Berkeley california.

It is also a word to describe the remnants of a sack of weed.

There's even a branded tea that goes by the Hippy dirt name:

hippydirt.com

by Mikebeeps November 6, 2010