Hot for Face

Middle aged house bound mothers/wives, who, after watching amounts of their childrens Blues Clues, become secretly enamoured by Steve Burns.
See that old cougar? Shes totally Hot for Face.
by Bwandon October 13, 2010
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Hipster noir

A conversational expression usually used to show how hip the speaker is compared to the listener. Should be used in a self-effacing manner. In conjunction the words should sound like 'hipster than you are.'
by Bwandon October 13, 2010
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