Hair apparent

Noun.

1. The condition of unsightly longer, thicker, or darker than normal hairs on someone's face. Usually most obvious in an older woman.

2. A darker hair growing out of a raised mole.

Yikes, send that woman a magnifying glass and some tweezers, she is suffering from hair apparent.

Whoa, check it out. Hair apparent coming out of the mole.

by August Stockton November 30, 2011

TP hair

Not to be confused with a mohawk, TP hair is when a man (or butch woman) styles their hair in such a fashion that all hair comes to a point in the middle, causing it to resemble a Native American hut.

The Nickelodeon cartoon character Jimmy Neutron has TP hair.

by tcufrog08 August 14, 2008

hair puller

hair puller means that the person that is the “hair puller” is being the most aggravating and stressful person on the planet earth

“oh my god that person is such a hair puller!!

by lmaoyeetyah April 8, 2018

Hair Waters

Hair waters, when someone with very hairy ankles wears high waters.

Man:OH! Look at those hair waters Dude!!

Dude:WHOA! Man those are gross!!!

Hair waters guy:(cries softly to themselves)

by Hair Waters December 18, 2008

Jerald Hair

The sprouting of wild, oddly placed body hair that seems out of place, usually resulting in pubic patches

(Named after a famous Gynecologist)

Dude, did your mom shave yesterday? -Yeah but I totally missed all of her Jerald Hairs when she asked me to trim her back.

by Jeraldlovescock April 10, 2011

hair sandwich

the act of going down on a hairy pussy or cunt

i gave julie the hair sandwich

by oldgregglikesitrough59 April 8, 2009

Long Hair

something you don't want unless you are a woman or have an epic mullet, in witch case you have a right to have long and lovely locks.

have you got Long hair?
No

by The Grand Inquisitor of Life May 18, 2021