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February 16

February 16 is the National throw a car battery in the ocean day. If February 16 happens to be your friends birthday, you have to help him throw a car battery in the ocean.
Birthday boy/girl: yo it's my birthday bro

Friend: oh shit, it's February 16th so we gotta throw a car battery in the ocean.

Birthday boy/girl: No doubt, let's get this shit!
by Not.Zivan November 24, 2021
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February 2

The date of when the most amazing guy in the world was born. He is very loyal, nice, sweet, caring. He's the guy you'll wanna marry. They'll be very dorky. And you love the shit outta them. Also there very pretty. And usually, dominate as fuck.
1: That guy is cute, What's his sign?
2: He's an Aquarius

1: Birthday?
2: February 2nd
by 10-20jj November 24, 2021
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February 4

If you are born in february 4, you are probably meh and just playing games instead of socializing with your friends. But hey, they are the best to hang out with!
Person 1: Dude, when's your birthday?

Person 2: February 4, why?

Person 1: No wonder why you're a loner

Person 2: eh??
by Yishairu Kareu November 24, 2021
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February 9

The most grumpiest people on the planet and looks like a fucking grandma.
My birthday is in February 9
P: you look so ugly
by Mommymilker345 November 24, 2021
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February 18th

national walk off a cliff day. A day of just pure death.
person#1:ima go kms
person#2: WHAT WHY?!
person#1: it's February 18th national walk off a cliff day!
person#2: oh yeah lemme join you!
by anonymous December 10, 2021
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February 7th

Enemy: What are you gonna do loser

Jimmy: its February 7th so I'm gonna punch you
by Quentina December 15, 2021
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February 3

this birthday has the hottest people born on it and they pull all the milfs and hoes
“DAMN he’s born of February 3rd, well I guess he’s a chick magnet
by Milf locater 69420 December 17, 2021
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