A type of gurning (distorting the face) currently popular amongst adolescent girls who enjoy taking and posting online multiple pictures of themselves. The kissy face is achieved by screwing the lips together and sticking them out so that they look as much as possible like a horse's anus while it's having a difficult time with its intestines. The result should then be photographed and posted on Facebook.
by cobriza March 8, 2014
Get the kissy face mug.The act of bludgeoning someone in the face, with a large mallet or stick. The bludgeoning implement is of little importance, so long as it is large and hefty. Do not question the definition and usage of hefty. If you do, you are ignorant. It is the ultimate act of degradation. If one is face bludgeoned, and they survive the bludgeoning, they must immediately kill themselves, unless it is possible for them to redeem themselves by return face-bludgeoning the face bludgeoner.
by Treeshrew November 18, 2004
Get the face bludgeon mug.(in poker) An impassive facial expression cultivated to prevent other players from determining whether one's actions in the game are the result of a quality hand, or of bluffing.
(Lady GaGa's song) similar expression used to prevent giving away one's motives, feelings, or situation. Like in that song when she pretends to like the guy but she's actually thinking about girls.
(Lady GaGa's song) similar expression used to prevent giving away one's motives, feelings, or situation. Like in that song when she pretends to like the guy but she's actually thinking about girls.
(in poke) He thought he had a perfect poker face.
Lady GaGa's song) can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
Lady GaGa's song) can't read my, can't read my, no he can't read my poker face.
by _GaGaGirl** April 17, 2010
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The face of pure disgust and disbelief your Mum (or any other member of you family or friends who is full of pride when it comes to furniture) make when you place a drink down on any special or expensive piece of furniture without a coaster underneath it.
The face of pure disgust and disbelief your Mum (or any other member of you family or friends who is full of pride when it comes to furniture) make when you place a drink down on any special or expensive piece of furniture without a coaster underneath it.
Son: *puts coffee down on coffee table without a coaster*
Mum: Oh! *makes lackocoaster face* What is wrong with you!? There is an extreme lack of coaster-using in this house! That will stain!
Son: Ok Mum! calm down, there's no need to make your lackocoaster face!
Mum: Oh! *makes lackocoaster face* What is wrong with you!? There is an extreme lack of coaster-using in this house! That will stain!
Son: Ok Mum! calm down, there's no need to make your lackocoaster face!
by Ffibi July 23, 2010
Get the lackocoaster face mug.those awesome little red dents/marks you get in your face from the creases in your pillow after taking a nap or sleeping
person 1: dude, did you just wake up from a nap?
person 2: yeah... how'd you know?
person 1: you've got a serious pillow face.
person 2: aw, crap.
person 2: yeah... how'd you know?
person 1: you've got a serious pillow face.
person 2: aw, crap.
by mmm...yes August 18, 2009
Get the pillow face mug.A physical action in anime when a character falls over out of sheer exasperation. Usually after another character says something really stupid. Used for comic purposes.
Really funny when done in real life.
Really funny when done in real life.
Character 1: This guy's a decendant of the famous Dr. Faust who made a pact with the devil. He's dangerous!
Character 2: So... that's why he's wearing a white jacket! Because he's a doctor!
*Character 1 face vaults*
Character 2: So... that's why he's wearing a white jacket! Because he's a doctor!
*Character 1 face vaults*
by Roland Apricot November 26, 2005
Get the face vault mug.When someone has high cheek bones and a slender face. Nickname given by douchebags who are really ugly and feel the need to shit on others
People Who have been called horse face:
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sam Worthington, other good looking celebs and average joes.
People Who have been called horse face:
Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, Sam Worthington, other good looking celebs and average joes.
Kevinioann: Paris Hilton has such a horse face
Kirsten: Shut up you're just jealous your girlfriends not as hot, and doesnt have herps.
Kirsten: Shut up you're just jealous your girlfriends not as hot, and doesnt have herps.
by DevilFan August 29, 2012
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