fuck off

1. A message used by the hand that is a direct insult to another person.
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Nick: hey i fucked your mom last nite
James: Why dont you fuck off

fuck off by cool_dude February 13, 2005

fuck toy 

A person(usually a female)that is used only for sex.

In the fetish community fuck toys are consensual creatures that are submissive (bottom) to a master or a mistress (the top). The toy submits to guidance and sexual exploitation by the top who leads the toy into the finding the limits of her personal sexual stamina.

"Hello Fuck Toy, make sure you dress your sluttiest tonight, you are going to be the entertainment at the poker party."

"Yes I love you, but I want you to be a fuck toy for my friends tonight. The guys will be over at 6 P.M."

fuck toy by ny_funcpl May 11, 2009

Fuck Windows 

What you yell out when your computer is acting like a complete piece of shit and you are just sick and tired of it.

Fuck Windows! I'm gonna go get a Mac!

Fuck Windows by jkferfnerwsdcijaoifjerfujqefiu April 4, 2015

Fuck off and die 

1. Telling person/animal to get the hell away from current location and die.

Jeff: HAHAHAHAHAHAH I SAW GABE'S WANG IN THE SHOWER AND IT IS THE SMALL
Gabe: FUCK OFF AND DIE.

Fuck off and die by Maggo June 20, 2003

fuck with you the long way 

a relationship having to do with being more than friends.

Yo jj, I fuck with you the long way.

fuck with you the long way by yoloswag420blazeit420 November 19, 2013

Fuck Bunny

n.

1. A cute innocent looking girl that is a maniac in bed.
2. That sweetheart in the HR department who you know would hump you raw given the opportunity.
3. A virginal, often religous, girl who grew up in the country sheltered by her mother that turns into a complete nympho in bed late in high school.

Oh man I love that Elissa, I bet shes a total Fuck Bunny!

Fuck Bunny by Shamus February 6, 2003

Fuck the dog 

To do nothing at all, or at least nothing of productive use.

Bill was so hung over at work on monday, and the boss was out. He just sat at his desk and fucked the dog all day

Fuck the dog by tx November 25, 2003