Dry-Gulch

When you shit into a toilet and, when flushing, the water rolls the shit around the bowl leaving skid marks all over the inside of the bowl. The appearance looks like you shit into a dry toilet or a "dry gulch".

Brandon:*walks out of bathroom with a smug look on his face*
Brandon's co-worker Jimmy:*walks into stall* Jesus man, what in the fuck did you do in here, there's shit all over the bowl?!? Did you even flush?
Brandon: Mexican buffet last night bro!
Jimmy: You dry-gulched the toilet man - might as well just replace it since we can't use it now.

by OG T-Dogg 55 August 13, 2020

dry bumpin

when you're hooking up with a guy and you can't get wet because it is THAT BAD

We couldn't have sex, only dry bumpin

by Rena March 29, 2015

Dry

Being dry is when you haven’t had a sex in a long time

“Man I’ve been dry for months.”
“Maybe we should go out and get u some.”

by Checkitoit3012 May 5, 2018

Dry Horror

A Horror movie or setting that is bland, corny, and dull.

"Did you watch that new Horror movie The Killer Werewolf?"
"No, my friend told me it was just another Dry Horror film and I just can't sit through those."

by Svellack March 25, 2022

ring me dry

When a male or female sucks your penis so much you run out of semen

Please don’t ring me dry

by Dumba55 June 15, 2021

dry message

A dry message is a short, blunt, or emotionless text that makes the sender seem uninterested or unengaged. Often used in texting, it lacks enthusiasm or effort, like replying with “ok,” “yeah,” or “lol” without adding anything else to the conversation.

“I texted her a whole paragraph, and all she sent back was ‘k.’ That’s such a dry message.”

by krlprl January 11, 2025

Drip Dry

Being held up by male genitalia so as to allow said male to hang as though they are experiencing an exorcism or as though they are being hung up like washing.

Guy 1: " The misses hung me up to drip dry yesterday, feeling a bit sore today"
Guy 2: "Ah bugger, want me to give it a massage?"

by Beggingforit December 5, 2024