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date thief

A woman who has absolutely no intention of liking a guy, goes out with him just to enjoy the free food, cinema, a drive home or, or whatever else he is paying for.
Girl 1: "I had such a great time with Tommy, we went for lunch, watched a movie at the cinema and gave me a ride home!"

Girl 2: "Do you think he's hot? Did he try to kiss you afterwards?"

Girl 1: "He did give me a bunch of roses and a box of chocolates, which is nice... but there's no way in hell I'd let him near me, the guy's fugly!"

Girl 3: "Then why the fuck did you go on a date with him??"

Girl 1: "I wasn't bothered to take the bus and I spent too much money on that new designer bag... the guy was asking me out for weeks, so why not enjoy some free food and a ride home?"

Girl 2: "you're such a date thief and a bitch... wow"
by CPU_man50 June 20, 2016
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Dating

Finding a partner or likewise then proceeding to penetrate whom or whatever that should be. Only date people very close to you, like family members and such. Even animals count.
Boy, do I love me some dating
by Dane_Boi September 19, 2018
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practically dating

When each partner in the relation ship has a side hoe so 50% of effort goes into each relationship
Me and that girl have a side hoe so we are only practically dating
by Cazkis April 4, 2016
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Date your best friend day

Date your best friend do the day and they have to say yes on 27th May
You:wanna date for the day bestie
Bestie:Ofc it’s national date your best friend day
by Rattsjbs May 26, 2022
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Competitive dating

1. Competing with other couples to prove which couple has a better relationship
2. Dating purely for the purpose of increasing the number of people you have dated
3. Dating for the purpose of increasing your body count
1. Competitive dating isn’t for me. I don’t think it’s fulfilling to try and prove the quality of your relationship

2. I like competitive dating. I’m now at 175.
by nyxusz March 3, 2023
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Dating

Me
Emma and I are dating
by frogonflower November 6, 2020
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DATE

When Shawn invites Brittany over to his house for a salad with Olive Garden dressing and a cheese board with various sausages and pepperonis in exchange excessive butt and back rubs and maybe even putting the tip in...
"Are you going on a Date or a DATE DATE"?
You know...a Date as in you both are simply getting together...
Or...
A DATE-DATE, Like that Shawn and Brittany type shit?
by That Damn Rhino! January 2, 2021
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