Cracker snapper

When you give a white dude head and spit his cum on him and snap

Becky gave Allen the Cracker Snapper last night!

by xXMysticMacXx November 26, 2021

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cracker

motherfucker who likes crackers dipped into their soup.

you damn cracker always dipping crackers in your soup

by dr. doofnshmrerts February 26, 2021

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Human cracker

Opposite of an animal cracker. A cracker shaped as a human.

"Hey bro would you like to eat a human cracker?"
"Sure! I was feeling a bit snackish"

by OpaGramps May 22, 2024

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Cracker

A crush lost because dead.

*on a grave* Idiot cracker, I loved you.

by Singer-monkey February 1, 2025

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Cracker Jacker

A robber who only robs whites

'yo im a cracker jacker. I only jack crackers'

by A Person #2936363 January 30, 2018

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Cracker Barrel Baptism

An oral foreplay move where one deliciously delivers a flow of vomit over a mildly erect penis to cleanse it of it’s previous poundings.

Tip: You turn it into an exorcism by consuming liberal amounts of Nashville Hot Chicken prior to preforming the move.

Q: Hunny you’ve been hound pounding the dog again so you know where gonna have to do a cleansing.

A: Oh no. My balls. They are filled with sin.

Q: Alright. It’s time for your Cracker Barrel Baptism.

by EmœÆntħøny February 20, 2024

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