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The cold shower 

The cold shower (or TCS) is a site created by the awesome B. and it's dedicated to Robert Pattinson. It's also well known about the Robporn (see definition). It's not fitting for people under 18 or people who are prudish enough to not appreciate a good naughty fun. Also on a side note the followers of this site (usually women) like to call themselves Rob_h00rs. The site has nothing to do with Twilight (the books or the movies). It's all about Rob. So please haters should stay away.
"I'm going to check The cold shower for some new good Robporn."
"Did you saw the picture on The cold shower. It was so hot."
"Oh you are such a Rob_h00r! You spend all your free time on The cold shower."
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I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold 

An alternative to saying 'hurry up and get ready' when preparing for a night out, that will end in sex with waiting females. Said between males, or jokingly from a female to a male.
Dan: Where's my shoes?
James: Over there, speed the fuck up!
Dan: When we brew the grolch
James: This isn't a fucking beer commercial.
Dan: You can't rush these things gentlemen. We leave it to chill, for a fuller tase.
James fuck your chill, I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold.
Dan: READY!
Related Words

running cold 

running cold 1: out of food, drugs or sex 2: being shut down, rejected or
3 being dead
mike is running cold on his woman
running cold by mike May 13, 2005

smoking cold 

When you beer is so cold the frost cloud rolls down the side of the can/glass.
Hard day at work, I need a smoking cold Budweiser!
smoking cold by evol65 June 11, 2015

ice-assed cold 

1) When you drink the beverage of your choice and it's soo cold that you get a brain freeze.

2) Weather description in Alaska during the winter months
Whew this beer I just opened up after taking it out of the freezer is "ICE-ASSED COLD" now I have a brain freeze.
ice-assed cold by Margie B. October 23, 2004

scrotum shriveling cold

To describe something extremely cold, to an extent that a real man or a group of gentlemen would understand.
(Ross) Yo Josh, do you want to put the jetski in the water today?
(Josh) No way! the ocean is scrotum shriveling cold today.

OR

(Heather) Hey guys do you want to run naked threw the snow tonight?
(Jesse) Um I dont think so, the snow is scrotum shriveling.
(Heather) Say what?
(Ross) Heather you wouldn't understand, its a guy thing.

Use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff 

Just type of useless advice by Urban Dictionary while trying to make you buy mug. Actually means you can put everything in the mug, except of stuff that is not hot, not cold and not random.
I bought Urban Dictionary mug and they told me to use it for hot stuff, cold stuff or random stuff. Isn't that pretty much everything?