eskimo ice cream

a dessert alaskan eskimos devour in seconds.
made from lard you can also substitute crisco, or animal fats
and berrys mostly the blue kind
mixed together to even make strong stomaches quiver

eskimo says 'want some eskimo ice cream, i made it fresh from todays berrys and yesterdays dead whale'

me 'hell no'

eskimo ice cream by chindra October 6, 2008

Broccoli Ice Cream 

Def: Reference to a woman or group of women whose apparent sexual attractiveness can be directly attributed to the fact that the man identifying the subject as attractive has simply been in a long-term, monogamous relationship (usually a decade or more).

Origin: The terms stems from the idea that after exclusively eating vanilla ice cream over an extraordinarily long period of time, even odd flavors of ice cream that you would not normally consider eating might sound more appealing than vanilla.

Example 1:
Married Man: "Yo man, check out the hotties in the booth over there!"
Friend: "Nah, bro .. that's Broccoli Ice Cream."

Example 2:
Wife: "I saw you checking out the ass on that Broccoli Ice Cream walking her dog. You know she has grandkids, right?"

Broccoli Ice Cream by dipdanger July 13, 2012

Peaches 'n Cream 

When a guy is about to cum, he flips his girl on her stomach and cums all over her peach like bum.

Let's do the peaches 'n cream babaayyy.

Peaches 'n Cream by canadianhomegirlandeugenerico September 14, 2012

Boston Cream Pie 

A blowjob consisting of a penis covered in Nutella or other chocolate spreading and the "cream" is the cum.

I covered my dick in chocolate and I gave her a Boston cream pie.

Boston Cream Pie by Mr.wRight May 28, 2014

waffles and ice cream 

When you're doing a chick from behind, her face is pressed up against a chain link fence. When you are about to come, pull out, turn her around, and come on her face. Hence Waffles and Ice Cream.

I was doing this chick at the dugout last night and I gave her a waffles and ice cream.

waffles and ice cream by Dave Davis May 17, 2007

Easter Cream Egg

When a male ejaculates in his partner's ass. The Second partner (female/male) then squats over the first, and makes clucking sounds while defacating on his chest. While the action is performed, the Second partner must cluck like the Cadbury's Bunny while flapping her arms. Bonus points are awarded for wearing bunny ears.

Orgins trace back to the popular Cleveland Steamer.

This can only be done for a limited time around Easter...or else it's considered sick, poor timing, or not as special.

"Oh boy, it's Easter time! I can't wait for my Easter Cream Egg!Buk buk buk buk buk buk buu-uuk"

Easter Cream Egg by RadicalSucks! March 3, 2005

A little cream in my coffee 

A black guy who dates white girls. Or vice versa.

Everyone wants a little cream in their coffee

A little cream in my coffee would be nice

A little cream in my coffee by DizzyLizzy February 14, 2007