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Refers to where two mushy-hearted guys wif "different-but-delightful" personalities tenderly cradle a cute chick's ten slender digits between each of theirs at da same time --- i.e., one nice fellow affectionately interlaces his fingers palm-to-palm wif da girl's, and then da other pleasant-mannered dude lays his own hands against da backs of said sweet blinky-eyed damsel's hands and softly folds his own fingers into da mix, as well. Extra points if said two gentle-natured male admirers "split da softness" --- i.e., rather than one fellow's "hogging" both of da girl's warm velvety palms so dat da other guy only gets to touch da backs of her hands, each dude takes one palm and one back of da girl's hands when initially grasping them, so dat both guys get an equal share of "palming" and "spooning".
Employing da wheat-and-rye-bread sandwich-hand-clasp is indeed super-pleasant and satisfying, but you can get even more creative than that... why not try da "poppy-seed-bun hand-clasp" --- i.e., where ya share da girl's hands wif a freckled dude --- or a "wheat-and-Pumpernickel-bread sandwich-hand-clasp", which involves letting an African-American hunk share a little squeezy fingers-'n'-palms fun wif said smiling sweetie-pie, also.
by QuacksO February 23, 2025
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roast my bread

To give oral sex to a male. Can be used in any context, and as a code between couples.
James: C'mere and roast my bread, baby? ;3
Rose: Oh but of course!
by Jihaleh August 10, 2012
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Bread Sandwich

Anything (usually sexual) implying three white objects close together. For example, if two Caucasian males were to spit roast a Caucasian female it would be described as a bread sandwich
Baz: did you hear about Andy, Keiran and Jayne?

Samuel: No..
Jack: what happened?

Louis: I heard, they got wasted and made a total bread sandwich
by spit-roast May 10, 2014
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Alabama bread maker

The act of eating out your sister while she has a yeast infection. Then spitting it into your sourdough starter while she screams, "ROLL TIDE!"
This bread is homemade from using the Alabama bread maker.
by SaladTossr December 17, 2023
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take the crust off my bread

When you cut the edges of your dollar bill off.
Does add a discount of 20% off your electricity bills if you've a lot of crustless bread.
Friend: "You have a good day?"
Me: "No, I had to take the crust off my bread :((("
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Yeast Bread

A woman with a yeast infection scrapes the yeast to make bread.
by Mr.weener October 2, 2018
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