Beard Cake

The simple combination of beard shaving, and cake baking. This term refers to the act of oneself shaving their beard into cake batter, and presenting the final product to another person as revenge, or as a prank that will most likely end in a lawsuit or a restraining order.

Sally: I really don't like Jack's beard, so I told him to shave it, big mistake.

Jennifer: Why? I think he looks fine without it.

Sally: you don't understand, he gave me a beard cake this morning....

Jennifer: he shaved his beard.... into the...?

Sally: YES!!!

*both girls almost throw up*

by 1isallallis1 February 21, 2011

beandunk

almost the same a a "beandip" but while you are dipping you then slamdunk the nipple and tit down yelling BEANDUNK!

*Flips the nipple and tit up* *Slams it Down* "BEANDUNK!"

by BEANDUNK June 6, 2011

beadouka

Sex before marriage. Said be-dou-ka

I'm in a beadouka relationship.

My parents wouldn't approve of this beadouka.

I'm gonna beadouka that fine arse.

by popcorn and wine January 6, 2012

Beard-idity

Theory that having facial hair can make you crazy, insane, psychologically disturbed or just fucked up

Hitler suffered from beard-idity
Osama Bin Laden suffered from beard-idity
Jesus suffered from beard-idity

by Joanna Barret Hound April 26, 2012

Beard-angst

The emotion experienced at the tipping point between not shaving and growing a beard. This angst is most commonly bought on by the dread of knowing that the time spent maintaining said beard will eventually exceed the time commonly spent shaving. Beard-angst is often exacerbated by 'Beard Envy'.

"Man I can feel the Beard-angst coming on"!
"Mate, stop being a Beardo".

by jamaicascreem October 24, 2012

bead babe

Mardis Gras attendee who shows her tits numerous times for the acquiring of plastic jewelry. Also known as whore, slut, skank, and bead bitch.

Yo, your girlfriend was a bead babe in New Orleans man.

by StepChildBubba March 15, 2014

beard grub

Word used to describe left over food and food that inevitably escaped the mouth, also includes foods that may or may not have been placed there by owner of beard and food. Food particles and chunks are almost always visible to the naked eye and noticeable to everyone the beard owner comes into contact with.

"Bro I am so hungry you up for some food"?

"Nah man I've been munching on some beard grub I stashed away at lunch".

"Damn. I need a beard".

by taypetes September 30, 2014